Reintroducing The Dongald™ for a limited time only!

A tremendous gift for tremendous people.

Testimonials

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  • ★★★★★ - The best

    Took this to my friends birthday. This product was much larger than I expected, it really has some girth. It got a lot of attention, and selfies. Best gag gift ever!

    - Kevin K

  • ★★★★★ - Awesome for White Elephant gift exchange

    I bought this for a Dirty Santa gift exchange and it was a HUGE hit!

    - Ashley N

  • ★★★★★ - Five Stars

    Politically correct and a great beer opener!

    - Artisan54

  • ★★★★★ - It's huuuuuuge

    Excellent gag gift!

    - Andrew B

  • ★★★★★ - Five Stars

    Great gift for your friends!

    - Scott

  • ★★★★★ - Five Stars

    Nicest bottle opener!

    - Travis B

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The Dongald™ FAQs

How big is The Dongald™

Yuge! The Dongald™ stands 10" high x 4" wide x 4" deep

Is The Dongald™ a sex toy?

This is not intended to be a sex toy. This is a novelty gag gift bottle opener. Please use responsibly for opening bottles.

Will The Dongald™ arrive in time for the holiday season?

We pack and ship orders faster than you can say "I have the best words, believe me!" Orders are typically shipped within 24 hours of receipt.

What is The Dongald™ made from?

The Dongald™ is made from PVC vinyl and is hand painted with a white collar and stars 'n stripes tie.